Bloodsucking Fiends

BloodSucking Fiends, Original Cover (c) Christopher Moore

 

 

Jody never asked to become a vampire. But when she wakes up under an alley dumpster with a badly burned arm, an aching back, superhuman strength, and a distinctly Nosferatuan thirst, she realizes the decision has been made for her. Making the transition from the nine-to-five grind to an eternity of nocturnal prowlings is going to take some doing, however, and that's where C. Thomas Flood fits in. A would-be Kerouac from Incontinence, Indiana, Tommy (to his friends) is biding his time night-clerking and frozen turkey bowling in a San Francisco Safeway. But all that changes when a beautiful, undead redhead walks through the door... and proceeds to rock Tommy's life -- and afterlife -- in ways he never imagined possible.

 

 

"Deft and funny."
-- The New York Time Book Review
"Delightful... highly recommended... filled with oddball characters, clever dialogue, and hilarious situations."
-- Library Journal
"A series of bizarre misadventures that take place at breakneck speed in a variety of interesting locales. The dialogue is sharp and from the hip, the pace frenetic, and the situations tinged with a healthy does of the supernatural... Moore is one of those rare writers who is laugh-out-loud funny."
-- Santa Barbara Independent

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